Dunkin' Donuts - Sunday Morning Coffee Run

Donuts are the opposite of abs.

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Old Golf Widow is old.

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Exercise
So I can swallow cupcake tablets and concentrated cheeseburgers with impunity.

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You don't do heavy metal in Dobly.

Spinal Tap

I would want to be in Spinal Tap. I could be a backup singer, or play kazoo. Up to eleven.

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sirlion steak with frites and salad

Give me a plate of dead animal and a side of deep-fried starch, please.

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Share.
Because if we're going to be hanging out in the same place but just being selfish, we might as well just stay in the real world and not have a fort.

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No spoilers.

I wanted to be more moved by the ending.

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Unlike most diners, I've never seen a biker inside, but also unlike most diners, they do have video poker.

Have the potato pancakes. If you ask nicely, they'll give you sour cream AND apple compote with them.

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What happens in North Las Vegas is supermarket shopping and sleep. What happens in Vegas is everything else.

All the really shiny stuff is in Vegas.

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Sleeping cougar

I can't get comfortable.

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I just want to ask all of them, "Seriously, you guys. Was any of the crap that's going on now, in the names of your respective deities, what you had in mind?"

Jesus Christ

Siddhartha Buddha

Mohammad

Moses

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'Tis the Voice of the Reverend; I heard him exclaim: "I will write silly satire to bring me great fame."

This was the first book I ever read that was over 1,000 pages long where every single page had at least one interesting item on it. It took forever to read, but it was time well and delightfully spent.

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I dreamed my father was embarrassing me in public. I imagine it means I'd be willing to be embarrassed in public right now if I could only see him.

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We know the egg came first because history clearly teaches us that the Cadbury brothers first produced filled eggs in 1923, whereas Peeps were not introduced by the Rodda Candy Company till 1958.

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I lost it years ago. I'm sure everyone would be happier if I had it again.

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You don't have to be in shape to be good at it.

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I just got a postcard about my 20th reunion from one of the most UNpopular kids from high school, which goes to show you how little the stuff that happens when you're a teenager affects your adulthood.

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